Annoying 8-year son

Father: Son can you please go buy me a soft drink

Son: Coke or Pepsi?

Father: Coke

Son: Diet or regular?

Father: Regular

Son: Bottle or can?

Father: Bottle

Son: 500 ml or 1 liter?

Father: Damn it!!!! Just buy me water!!!!

Son: Natural or mineral?

Father: Mineral

Son: Hot or cold?

Father: I am gonna strike you with a broom, you idiot

Son: Stick broom or soft broom?

Father: Stop this you little animal

Son: Cow or pig?

Father: Get the hell out of here, you bastard!!!!

Son: Now or later?

Father: Now!!!!

Son: So you gonna throw me out or not?

Father: I am gonna kill you!!!!

Son: With a gun or knife?

Father: I am gonna shoot you little, bastard!

Son: In the head or stomach?

Father: You pest!!!!

Son: Cockroach or rat?

Father: Fuck you!!!

Son: With a condom or flesh?

Father: (Fainted}

Son: Are you dead or sleeping?