20 Types of People on Facebook

1) The "Lurker" - Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they... see you in public. ... ...

2) The "Hyena" - Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

3) "Mr/Ms Popular" - Has 4,999 friends for NO reason.

4) The "Gamer" - Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)

5)The "innocent" - Every post makes reference to God or Jesus or Mohammed. 

6) The “Dormant” – You will never know that they on facebook until they ask you to search for them. They can’t always remember the last time they log on their facebook; sometimes, as far back from the day they registered.

7) The "Cynic" - Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

8) The "Collector" - Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

9) The "Promoter" - Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

10) The "Liker" - Never actually says anything, but always clicks the "like" button.

11) The "Hater" - Every post revolves around someone hating them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life.

12) The "Anti-Proofreader" - This person would benefit greatly from Spellchecker, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don't know if they were typing fast, or really can’t spell. 

13) The "Drama Queen/ King" - This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", “So, what should I do?” in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong...but then they never finish telling the story.

14) "Womp Womp" - This person consistently tries to be funny...but never is.

15) The "Newscaster" - Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary.

16) The "Rooster" or “Cockerel” - Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day. They crows Good Morning everyday!

17) The “Grammaticider” – These people always try hard to make sense with their write-up. They express themselves in English like their reading mechanics in Physics. You need to read their post for at least three times if you care to understand. They might as well be victims of “Anti-Proofreaders”

18) The “Chatter” – Their Facebook account is meant for chatting with friends online only. One hardly sees their status updates.

19) The “Quoters” – All their status updates is a quotation from great scholars such as Abraham Lincoln, Malcolm X, Barack Obama, Atta Mills etc.

20) The "Thief" - Steals status updates and will probably steal this one. Thief!

Choose your type!

More addition to this list soon!